That should be the subtitle for three out of the four-and-a-fraction chapters that I’ve written so far.
Alongside said gruesome character deaths (drowning, mauling, supernatural disappearance), I’ve also perpetrated the following items:
- Stolen a chest of gold
- Kidnapped a young boy
- Burned an old man
- Killed a friendly dog
- Described parental abuse
- Dug a mass grave
- Unexpectedly shifted shape
- Screwed with the time-stream
Hello, everyone. My name is Kelly, and I write young adult fantasy.