Dear Weather,
Please get snowy and stormy again before 6:00 tomorrow evening, so I can decide that it isn’t safe to drive to my class so I can not go to school without feeling guilty.
And if it isn’t too much to ask, could you keep road conditions hazardous through Wednesday morning, enough to make the university close again? I’m supposed to teach a writing class then, but I don’t want the cancellation to be my fault.
Gratefully Yours,
Someone who really loves to read novels bundled up on the couch with a cup of tea