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Will the real couch potato please stand up?  No?  Well, can you at least wave the remote control?

Me:  Hello, everyone.

Let’s recap the films I’ve watched in the last two days in order to calculate the Minimum Duration of Sofa Residence.  (Two is arbitrary; I can’t remember what I watched three days ago.)

• A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Season Four, two episodes, 60 mins.
• Virtuosity, 106 mins.
• Battlestar Galactica Miniseries Pilot, 180 mins.
• Battlestar Galactica, “33,” 43 mins.
• Mythbusters, Ninja Episode, 43 mins.
• The Scarlet Pimpernel (1934), 97 mins.
• State of Play, 127 mins.

Total: 486 mins., or eight hours and six minutes.

The sad thing is that I don’t even have the energy to feel ashamed.  I think I’ll watch some Pinky and the Brain instead.