What I Ate Today

• A hamburger, decorated with cheese, lettuce, and ketchup.
• A handful of potato chips.
• Some cantaloupe.
• Two small strips of brisket.
• Two baby corns-on-the-cob.
• A slice of turtle pie.
• A slice of chocolate cream pie.
• A piece of chocolate fudge cake.

And then it poured rain and everyone was sleepy.  Happy Fourth of July!

The end.