TODAY IS AUGUST 1, 2008: On a check, I wrote “06/18/06” without thinking.
GIRL RECEIVES MAGAZINE ON TIME: I actually got my New Yorker when I was supposed to – before it hit the stands!
HUSBAND PROVES HIMSELF CHEF: This evening Philip made yet another delicious limerick ham from the Irish Pub Cookbook.
TEXAS STILL HOT, LOCALS SAY: I walked down the stairs to my car and was sweating. Does this seem fair to you?
WEEKEND GARBAGE STRIKE: Our ‘valet waste’ service only comes on Sunday through Thursday. I guess we just put our garbage out wishfully today.
ANASTASIA ATTAINS NEW HEIGHTS: When the door slams, the ferret can jump. Very high.